Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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