that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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