it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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