I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Actions speak louder than pants.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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