and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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