Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do vagina's smell?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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