We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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