My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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