Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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