i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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