we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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