My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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