Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
