Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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