I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
NoShamevember. You game?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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