If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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