So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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