Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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