Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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