I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish you could order shots online.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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