Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
