One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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