i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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