Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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