Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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