what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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