I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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