garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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