Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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