i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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