i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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