He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
sex in a hospital.. check
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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