Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
