we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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