I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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