I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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