Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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