I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
