dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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