Dual....:-)
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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