Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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