True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
