you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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