Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
