Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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