It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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