I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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