oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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