I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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