Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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