Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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