i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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