I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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