i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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