$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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